It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Yeah, and if you…
Read MoreAll right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member…
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For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We're rescuing ya. You're going to do his laundry? I had more, but you go ahead. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Soothe…
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You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!…
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Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash…
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And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. You can see how I lived before I met you. No, I'm Santa Claus! You mean while I'm sleeping in it? I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Professor,…
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls your actions? I find your lack of faith disturbing. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next…
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Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. I saw you with those two "ladies of…
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Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable…
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We all intend to plan ahead, but too often let the day-to-day minutia get in the way of making a calendar for the year. Sure, you can’t know every detail to anticipate. Heck, you can’t know half the priorities that will pop up in any particular month.
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